Merchandise

Announcing the release of the official Wild Animal Racing mug:


7 comments:

  1. that picture gave me eye cancer...

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    1. You know what? It's not his fault if you have eyes that lack the ability to appreciate true beauty. Divine light which pierces the window, banishing the gloom of night to the cold recesses of memory, to you serves as no more than a flashlight to illuminate your pathetic trudging through the motions of life. Learn to love life before that eye cancer kills you. Play Wild Animal Racing.

      "The greatest fool is he who cannot perceive his own foolishness."
      -Mahatma Gandhi

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    2. Who needs chemotherapy when you could easily have a Official Animal Racing Mug.

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    3. 6 months ago i was sitting in a doctor's office for a normal checkup when I was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. I was shocked how my life could turn around so quickly. As the days passed it felt ass though my closest friends and family were abandoning e in my greatest time of need. Then, after i was told i had two weeks to live, i found this game on steam. I picked it up and started playing, and I was immediately touched by the heartfelt characters and the beautiful story line. This game reached deep into my heart and i instantly fell in love with it. Strangely enough, after my discovery of this game, my life began to feel as though it was coming together again, even though i had very little time left to live. One week later i was in the hospital and was doing very badly; i wasn't expected to live through the night. Then, that night, I dreamed of a beautiful city in the sky, filled with wild animals that cared for each other and lived in harmony and pure happiness. I suddenly felt as though i was yanked out of my body, then I could hear my mother calling my name. "I don't want to leave yet!" i tried to yell, but i couldn't say anything. Then a giraffe appeared and he said, "follow me". I followed him into the light and finally felt at peace.

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  2. How do I purchase this masterpiece?

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  3. do you reckon there will be more merch? It'd be nice to see some more.

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  4. im willing to pay 21,907.50NGN

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